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Re: JOTD
« Reply #360 on: July 17, 2022, 08:07:39 PM »
President Macron of France suffers from a shocking accident and is hospitalised.

After 20 years in a coma he eventually wakes up.

Following his release from hospital, he drops into a cafe for a decent coffee.  When the waiter arrives at his table to take his order, Macron asks the waiter how did the war in Ukraine end?

The waiter answers ‘Very Good’.

Relieved, Macron sits and enjoys his coffee. 

About an hour later Macron is ready to leave and asks the waiter, how much is the bill?  The waiter replies, 40 Rubles please!

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #361 on: July 17, 2022, 10:06:46 PM »
A man on his Harley was riding along a Victorian beach road, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said: "Because you have tried to be faithful  to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said: "Build a bridge to Tasmania so I can ride over anytime I want."

God replied: "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of Bass Strait and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your  desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.   

Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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Re: JOTD
« Reply #362 on: July 18, 2022, 07:09:16 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #363 on: July 19, 2022, 08:50:37 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #364 on: July 21, 2022, 12:07:06 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #365 on: July 22, 2022, 11:30:29 AM »
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« Reply #366 on: July 22, 2022, 11:31:17 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #367 on: July 22, 2022, 11:32:54 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #368 on: July 23, 2022, 11:00:31 AM »
How the world is being brainwashed with the narrative of climate catastrophe!

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« Reply #369 on: July 24, 2022, 10:19:01 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #370 on: July 24, 2022, 03:50:40 PM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #371 on: July 26, 2022, 08:13:16 PM »
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« Reply #372 on: July 27, 2022, 10:39:51 AM »
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Re: JOTD
« Reply #373 on: July 27, 2022, 08:35:23 PM »
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« Reply #374 on: July 27, 2022, 08:36:06 PM »
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