A slanderous allegation....I must have my honour.
*slap* with large gauntlet.......made of steel and filled with stones.
That hoochie with as much above protection as it had, was really let down by the ingenuity of the owner who insisted in water proofing the base, to the point one of two things happened.
1) he created a pool for himself
2) the theory of putting a sleeping mans hand in water induces certain automatic bladder responses.
Either way the outcome was that FFRMAN wet his bed......there, I've said it. You're a bed wetter.