Quick buck to be made:
Gumtree
He's right, you know. The earth is flat.
I know! It is, it is! I rang a mate in Canada during my lunchbreak today to talk to him about it, but he said "WTF are you doing calling me in the middle of a Friday night?" And he said that it was Winter, too! So not only is the Earth flat, but telephones allow us to talk to people in the PAST just like they were alive in the present! Time travel, which those fancy scientists say isn't possible either!! All feeding us lies.
